Latifa matni:
Bitta bola mast holatda, tungi klubga kirib barmenga:
— Ukam menga 1 metr aroq ber, - debdi.
Barmen hayron bo`lib:
— Okam bizda aroqlar metrlab emas, litrlab sotiladi, - desa
— Menga 1 metr berasan, - deb turib olibdi.
Barmenni kallasi ishlab stolning ustiga bir metr uzunlikda aroq to`kib:
— Mana oka, o`lchab oling, - debdi
Mast bola, o`lchab bo`lib:
— Endi gazetaga o`rab ber, - dermish...